We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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