what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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