she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Randomize
