As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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