just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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