Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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