I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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