he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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