Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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