thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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