Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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