I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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