Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize