So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.