Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts

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(330): View more from Ohio

Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.

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(630): View more from Illinois

She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep

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(408): View more from California

I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life

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(607): View more from New York

Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.

(607): View more from New York

It's just disrespectful

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