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  Where are you???

  (210): View more from Texas

  With some dude on the way to his house to blaze

  (310): View more from California

  You went back to a stranger's house????

  (210): View more from Texas

  He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.

  (310): View more from California

  I love LA.

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• (619): View more from California

  do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.

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• (415): View more from California

  Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?

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• (845): View more from New York

  im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night

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• (281): View more from Texas

  You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles

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• (954): View more from Florida

  After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.

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  I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven

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