Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven