my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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