Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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