So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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