If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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