Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
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I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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