And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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