therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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