did you get engaged???
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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