Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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