party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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