Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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