Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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