sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my shit smells like andre
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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