The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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