Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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