I wanna passion pit in your ass
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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