do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You should frame my arrest warrant.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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