I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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