so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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