Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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