But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.