im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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