Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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