Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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