Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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