i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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