it was like his penis was on wheels.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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