help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
