it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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