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what?
penguin condom
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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