dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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