I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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