we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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