i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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