he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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