even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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