what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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