have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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