normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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