My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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