So drunk its hurt
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
