two words: eviction party
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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